Rob was a big man, and whenever he robbed some store, he would hide the items under his fat. One day Rob went into Wal-mart, and did his Christmas shopping. The man ran out of the store, as fast as his body could let him. He quickly crossed to the other side of the street, hoping they would not notice him. Of course someone did. "Wheee-hoo! Whee-hoo! Whee-hoo!"
"Uh oh! Here comes the Po-po!" yelled Rob. He tried running away, but he wasn't very fast. The 'Po-Po' caught him, and took him to jail. The nice policeman asked if Rob stole anything. Of course he said no. The policeman didn't believe him and took him to this one dark room. There were detectives and other officers in there too. One lady was looking at the footage of him stealing some shoes, and saw that the man stuffed them up his shirt. So she lifted up his shirt, and started digging. She found a pair of shoes,2 hats, a pair of mittens, 3 Nintendo DS's and a HUGE glass of Wine. Long story short, Rob didn't get any Christmas presents that year.
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Well, that was really short. It was funny but you could've used some more...interesting word choice. That would've made the story better.
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