Kindergarten

kindergarten was so fun! I wish I could go back and relive it. I loved when we took little naps and I pretended I was sleeping. Unfortunately, I got moved in this cubby thing all alone in the dark. My teacher hated me. This one time I tried drawing this one guy holding balloons, and accidentally did something a little wrong. It was so funny. I miss Kindergarten. All I really cared about was having a spot on the bee hive each recess. Gosh I miss that! :)

school pictures

I absolutely HATE school pictures! You always so scared and paranoid about them. You'll be all spazy like saying," Oh my god!Are people going to like my picture? Oh, crap that is one of the ugliest pictures I have ever had!" and stuff like that. Why does everyone care about them so much? This is a question I should be asking myself. I always need my picture to be perfect. Of course, that never happens. I always end up looking demented and weird. Some day I will look back and laugh at all my pictures. That won't be anytime soon, though. I'm just a sad little nugget.

SNL(dreams)

I have two dreams. One is to be a therapist, or be on Saturday Night Live. That is my biggest goal! Me and my friend Ali plan to be on it together. It would be so cool and fun! I basically just want to become famous though. Another HUGE dream I would like to accomplish would be in at least one movie with Adam Sandler. I love that guy. Or Will Ferrell, but I like Adam Sandler better. He’s my favorite actor. Anyway, we also have this one plan that sometime this year we will be on the show Hole in the Wall (it’s in New York). Since it’s by New York City, we’ll also go to the building SNL is in. Then people will come up to us and say “Oh my gosh! You guys are so funny! You should be on our show!” And we’ll say”Okay why not?” But, of course, this will never happen. That’s why they are called “dreams”. Not reality.