Laugh laugh!

Laugh laugh!

Monday, December 20, 2010

S.W.A.T.!

S.W.A.T. stands for Special Weapons And Tactics. My daddy joined that I'd say like four or five years ago. He's pretty good at it..... I think. S.W.A.T is basically what cops do, but more dangerous. Like with stink bombs, bigger guns, things like that. When ever there is something horrible happening that the cops can't handle, they call him. Speaking of cops, my dad is a police officer too. He's worked in so many cities. At least i think so. He worked in North Prerry(I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL THAT),Pewaukee, Brookfeild, and now he works in Delifield. I'm so proud of him!:0

Friday, December 10, 2010

things that make me feel safe!:0

What makes me safe is when my mom hugs me. It seems like everything that is bad in the world goes away. Plus, she wears a soft sweatshirt a lot, so it's comfy. I love giving her hugs. Another thing that makes me feel safe is light. When there are lights on, or when the sun is out I feel safe. I feel kinda like god is protecting me. I feel like I have sunshine inside of me. :0

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Youtube


About a year ago I got my own laptop for Christmas, so Ali and I made a bunch of youtube videos. We made characters named Shmurf™ and Frumhs™. We’ve made I think about 12 videos. Some really suck, but some are pretty good. One of my favorites is when we advertise for a stick. IT’S REALLY FUNNY! Oh, and I forgot to mention, we both wear wigs. I wear a mo-hawk and she wears an afro. For your information, I look really hot. I love youtube. It’s so interesting. When you want to see a video, you can just go on youtube and watch pathetic people make videos. Except for ours. Our videos are awesome!:0

Monday, December 6, 2010

Mode of Literature

Brittany Burke 3B

How would you feel if you were stuck underground because it’s raining non-stop? In the short story, “All Summer in a Day” by Ray Bradbury, this is what truly happens. After anyone reads it, they’ll clearly know it’s an irony. By the plot line and the symbolism you can tell. It gives the mode of literature away.


In the plotline of irony, it starts out with the world being in chaos. In the story, the world is in chaos because it has been raining for seven years. Then there is a major conflict in the story. Margot(main character) gets locked in closet while the rain finally stopped, so she never got to go out there with everyone else. Lastly, there’s death or loss of sanity. Margot lost her sanity when she got locked in the closet. Everyone was running and playing outside, which is what they haven’t done for about seven years, and left her all alone, which is how she lost her sanity.


To follow the plotline, there are a lot Characteristics. Like this story is highly unrealistic. It’s not like a bunch would live on Venus and it rains for seven years. One; people wouldn’t have enough food, and two; people will never be able to live on Venus. Another characteristic is that it’s a nightmare vision of reality. Which is so true. Even though this story doesn’t seem so scary, it does seem like a nightmare. Also there’s the main character is not in control, forces of good are weak, and forces of evil are strong. These all are true and you can tell that this describes the story.


One thing that symbolize this short story are there’s a full moon. While everyone is playing, they see the moon right in front of them. Also, whenever a color of something was described, they would mention a lot of dark colors in the story like black, gray, and red. Through almost the whole entire story it floods, and storms which is also another thing that symbolizes the story.
The story “All Summer in a Day”, the author was try to teach us to examine our fears and realize how some of our fears will never happen, and if they do, it won’t be too bad. Take Margot for example. Her fear was probably that she would never see Earth again. But, she still alive, so it’s not that bad. Whenever she would step outside, she would get drenched, though. So that makes it worse. This story definitely gives away the mode of literature, which is obviously irony.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Snow

Snow is awesome! Once it leaves I love it, but I hate when I haven’t seen it for a while. Well except for today. It’s snowing right now! I’m so excited! Ali and I are going to roll down the hill at the end of the day. We’re probably going to get like stuck to the ground because it’s so cold! When we were walking to school today, my face got frozen! That’s how cold it was. But, even though snow sometimes burns my face, I love it. I love when my friends and I are making a snow fort. This one time Ali and I made a HUGE snow fort that went all the way down her driveway and it was so big. Unfortunately, I broke it on accident. The fort was fun to make though. Every time we make a fort together it always ends up breaking. But my all time favorite part of snow is when there are no footprints in it and it’s really tall because it just so pretty. It also reminds me of the song “Walking in a winter wonderland!”I love that song. It’s one of my favorite Christmas songs.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

demented things

Me and Ali are demented people. We were just born to be demented. This one time, we went skiing, we didn't have any money for this one machine so i decided to just stick some gum in there and maybe it thought it was a quarter. It didn't, it just got stuck. Another time we were bored so we made scents out a bunch of thing we found in my bathroom. And also made bags out of a bunch of random stuff so we could squish it. To make it pretty colors, we put dye into it. Both of our bags were green. but the next day, we decided we didn't like them so we made new bags with jiggly stuff in it, so we threw the old bags at the concrete. It looked really pretty. just kidding. It looked like someone threw up there, but we were real proud.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Chingo Dwallow

It was a windy day when the man crossed the road and went to the bus station. He walks over to the bench.“HUMPH!”
“AHHHH! What was that?” says the lady right next to him. She looks around and finds a little old man.
“Sorry. Yesterday I fell down some stairs and I hurt my back so bad. Now every time I sit down I make a weird sound. I’m sorry if I disturbed you.” He walks away, but falls straight into the road. The bus is coming down the street, but it’s so tall the driver can’t see the man.
“Watch out!” yells the lady. She ran, scooped him up, and looked at him. He wasn’t speaking and his eyes were closed. She carried him all the way up the hill, to the hospital. The man opens his eyes.
“Thank you very much young lady. What is your name if I may ask?”
“That, sir, is classified.”
“Okay. Well my name is Chingo. Well, thanks again! But can you put me down. In a wheelchair or something….”
“Of course. Here you go. Have a good day” She pushed him to the front desk of the hospital, while he was in the wheelchair. He turned around to give her a hug, but there was no sign of her. She was gone.
:0~
The next day, Chingo came home from the hospital, sobbing in bed. He just finished getting back surgery. “Mindy! Mindy!” he screamed, thinking that was the person who saved him yesterday. This figure appeared in the doorway of his room.
“Don’t you dare call me Mindy. That is so not my name.” Then she was gone. “I’m sorry I can’t help you!” came a voice right next to Chingo. He screamed, ran out of his house, and all the way to the bus station. While gasping for air, and holding his back, a guy asked if he was okay. When he said no, the man grabbed the man, put him on his shoulder, and ran all the way up the hill to the hospital. Chingo was confused. Why did this keep happening? He asked himself. He looked down. He was in a wheelchair, again.
“Thank you. You are very kind. By any chance do you know a girl who has brown hair, and like a foot taller than me?”
“I’m sorry sir, that is classified information”
“Can you at least tell me your name?”
“No sir.” Before he knew it, he was in front of the desk, and the guy was nowhere to be found.
That night the man stayed at the hospital, even though he really didn’t want to. So in the middle of the night, he escaped. Luckily, he had a twenty dollar bill in his pocket, so he stopped at Mcdonalds. It was closed. This was really weird because there was a sign that said that it was open twenty four seven. So, he decided to go in the back. It was open. When he walked in, there were a bunch of people, gathered around this HUGE monitor, talking to a person on it. “Tonight, we will go to Chingo Dwallow’s house, and scare him again. Then tomorrow, we will plan our revenge on him. “
This made no sense to Chingo. If they were planning to plot their revenge, why were they saving me? Then he realized, the day before all of this, his bus ran over a squirrel, and killed it. All he did was laugh.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Jiggle

Jiggle
Me and Ali started getting obsessive with the word jiggle because my sister got a kitty pool, and we were playing in it on memorial weekend and I got the idea to fill it up with Jello and we jump in it, but our moms got so mad once out parents realized I stole a bunch of Jello boxes from my house. We got really sad, but just kept swimming in it. It was so hard to fill it up with water cause we were trying to make a hot tub and we were taking buckets of water all the way down the stairs to the backyard a poured it in. it took forever to do it. The day after that, we took the kitty pool to Ali's house and we swam in it, but we had to wait because it was really cold water. The water never really got warm, so we went into it when it was freezing cold. I wish I could do that again. We had so much fun.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The mall

I love the mall. It's so fun. One time when I went to the mall with my friend and we went to this one apple store. it had all the apple stuff. My friend and I were playing with them. The ipads were fun. There was also a really cool furniture store that has these HUGE bean bag things. We were going to get them but it was too much money. I used to always go to build a bear and I loved it so much. I've gone there about 5 times. They have the coolest things. Not really. But there pretty beast. This one time I had to wait in a line for about 45 minutes. The bad thing is that it was my birthday. But who cares. I got a cool bear. :0~

Friday, October 22, 2010

I've got no topic

My group could not think of a topic. So I don't have one. But it's okay. Just use a toothbrush! I'm just going to explain that toothbrush thing because I bet that confused you. Well, one time my brother got really mad at my friend and I and threw a toothbrush at us, but we used our mad ninja skills and dodged it. The bad thing is, he has such a good arm that he made a hole in a door. Since it broke, I thought it could get fixed if I put it in the freezer. A little while after that, my friend, my brother and I were sliding down the treadmill, and Nathan got stuck. So it took a lot of skin off his back. He was crying so hard, so of course I gave him a toothbrush. I got all happy like cause I saved the day! Well, not really because the toothbrush didn't help at all. I had to get him a bunch of ice. But I still felt like a hero. Even though I'm the one who made his back get hurt.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

HALLOWEEN! :0

Halloween is so amazingly fun! I'm always so excited about it, especially for this year. My friend Ali and I are going trick or treating together. We're going in my neighborhood and Kasia's( My other friend)neighborhood. But she's not going. Well, anyways, I'm going to be a crayon, and Ali is being a ninja cupcake. While we're trick or treating, we are going to put ham on people's door steps. Also, we're bringing this big wagon around, to hold out stuff in. The reason why we're bringing a a wagon is because we're going to put our candy in it with these buckets. Our plan is to bring the buckets up to someones door and they'll see that we have barley any candy, so they'll give us more.
One Halloween, Ali slept over at my house, and so did one of my brother's friends. In the morning, she woke up with this thing on her fore head and she said,"What is this?" Both of us didn't know, so I ate it. It was caramel and it was very yummy. That is one Halloween I will never forget. :0~

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Does Patriotism still matter? essay!

Does patriotism still matter? Of course it does! At least it should. People should at least think about it once in a while. They should respect the country they live in, love it, and embrace it. But they don't. No one cares. People never even think about it. Which they should. It's something really important. Something you should keep focused on. Even though it seems that so many people no longer have patriotism, it is still important because we should love and respect our country.

A very good example of patriotic people are army men, navy men, anyone who serves for our country. They are trying to protect us, keep us safe, and help our country be safe. They're risking their lives, which is just wonderful and extraordinary. Knowing that they might die, they don't care. Just being able to serve for their country is enough for them. Being respectful to our nation is enough for them.

Just like a momma bird feeds a baby bird, we got to feed our nation with respect and love. At the beginning of each day, you can put up a flag. And at the end of the day, take it down and fold it. That shows respect to our country. It's like giving thanks to a person. Like Thanksgiving. Just be thankful for this beautiful country we live in, and enjoy it while it lasts. Be a loving and caring person and never forget how thankful you should be for the amazing country we live in.

Everyone should love and respect our country. But, some people don't. Which is pretty wrong. It's just that they don't think so. They walk around all, not thinking about how wonderful life is in America and how great it is to live here. When people don't respect the country, like no one really does, it's pretty selfish. But everyone should.


People should be able to thank for every little thing that happens and what they get. Especially giving thanks to our country. Every single person should be respectful and loving to our country and take care of it. It doesn't matter if they want to go in the army or start folding flags or just something respectful, they should just do it! Don't waste your time just acting like you care. Do something.

Here ya go Jade!!!!!:0~

Here ya go Jade!!!!!:0~

SPAZ!!!

SPAZ!!!

TEE-HEE!

TEE-HEE!
squirrels!

Little Jig-Jigs(My baby)

Little Jig-Jigs(My baby)

Jiggler-Puff

Jiggler-Puff