Science is a No-No

If you go around a school, any school, and ask all the kids what their least favorite subject is, what do you think they would say? Social studies, maybe math? Well, you are wrong. Science is the big problem. Nobody likes it, not one person. They might not mind it, but no one legit loves it. Science is a waste of time and space. We don’t need it, and we deserve to have science be optional. Us kids shouldn’t have to suffer.


If you had to choose between your kid having one more elective classes or playing with fire, what would you choose? Probably not the second choice. Every principal tries to keep all the children safe in their school, but they’re just making it more dangerous for everyone, and not just the students. The teachers too. If we were playing around with Bunsen burners, and someone knocked one over, the whole entire school would burn down! This would be horrible. People try to prevent fires, but really we’re just getting closer and closer to raising money for a new school. Because sooner or later someone will accidently(or purposely) set something on fire.


Science is a horrible class that doesn’t teach us anything but big words that we will never use. If someone really wants to become a scientist, they can take science class, but the rest of us should have to waste our time while we could be in another class learning something reasonable. Kids don’t even pay attention in science class, so it’s also a waste of time for the teachers. If no one listens to them, they shouldn’t even be teaching, instead they could be out doing something fun like shopping. Or finding a different job. It’s not like children don’t respect the teacher, they just don’t respect the subject. Which is why many people don’t get very decent grades in this class.


If we got rid of science and we knocked down the walls in between the two science rooms we have, and put a trampoline in the floor, our school would be so much better. We could have an elective call, ‘Bounce & Pounce’ or something like that. No one would regret it. Over the weekends we could have people pay to come jump on it for money. It would be such a joy! The school could raise even more money than we already have, and buy something else. Like a gold statue of Mr. Daul, or even me. This school would have many more people coming to it, considering that we would have a trampoline. And more people means more money. More money means more unreasonable things we could buy and put next to the gold statue of me.


If we get rid of science, everyone would be so happy. The teachers would be happy because they don’t have to listen to the complaining of students. The parents would be happy because they don’t have to listen to the complaining from their kids. And the children would be happy because no one likes this class and everyone knows it. It’s a waste of money, time, and space and we don’t need it. We should just ban science. It’s not safe for kids, and it never will be. Have you ever heard of the kid that died at school because of some weird experiment they were doing in school with Bunsen burners? Well, I haven’t but there’s probably some kid out there who has died in science class, and we don’t want that happening to any of our kids, so we should all agree that science is a big no-no and get rid of it before someone gets hurt!