Guloff the Penguin

The air was cold and Guloff was ready to take off. It was her and three monkeys. She couldn’t stand them. Their long tails, their warm atmosphere, and Guloff was living here, in freezing cold Antarctica. I guess it is where Penguins are supposed to live, but she hated in. She would rather be in the jungle. Climbing tree from tree, eating ticks from her lovers head, but no. She was a penguin and had to live in this ugly weather, and she was glad to be leaving.

“In 10, 9, 8,7….” She was jumping with joy, “3,2,1…..BLAST OFF!” and off they went, into the night sky.

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“Get out of my way!” I yell. Those chimps really tick me off. They just want to make me pounce out of this space ship. “I need a place to sit too! Just because your fat doesn’t mean you have to take up two chairs now move! Please?” Finally the fat one moved and I was actually safe.


A little bit later, the gravity turned off. It was so fun. We were spinning in the air, doing a bunch of jumps, and flips. I did things I was never able to do on earth. At one point in time, all the monkeys got so mad at me for being so excited about this (It was my first time), they shoved me out the door of the ship, and I was floating. I’d rather be here than anywhere else right now, and I’m having the time of my life. I drifted through space, and out in the distance I saw a planet that looked a little bit like Earth. So I pushed my body towards it, doing the dog paddle, and sooner or later I was there! It was a beautiful magical place, and the only two living things there were penguins and fish. And the best part….IT WAS WARM! Now I knew what to do with my life!

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Guloff decided never to go back to Earth. She stayed on planet Mexico. She met a guy named Pablo, and trust me he was pretty darn delicious. They had 13 kids, all named Judith. They loved their Judiths’, and they lived a happy life. THE END:)