Parody for The Lovely Bones(Death Scene)

I was walking home, when I heard twigs snap behind me. I quickly turn around with my fast reflexes. It was Harvey. Mr. Harvey. He’s the new guy that moved down the street. He’s so nice and funny. But my mom told me to stay away from him, he was too mysterious. Anyway, so Mr. Harvey asked me a very interesting question, “Would you like to visit my fort?” I didn’t know what this meant, but I realized it would all be worth it in the end. So, I followed him into his underground fort. The one next to Dairy Queen. It was humongous! But the only thing in there was a stack of Pokemon cards. “You wanna play some Pokemon?”

“You know me so well!” We both ran to the deck and sat on the floor. We were battling each other. But I usually won. I had better cards. But, right when I threw down my Pikachu, he exploded like a volcano. Not literally, but he got so mad. He stands up, and turns on a switch. I look around, and where am I? In a pot. He pours oil all over my body, and my body bursts into flames. Eventually, once all my body parts were boiling, he stuck them all into a large bowl, and sucked me up through a straw.

When I was watching from heaven, there comes my sister, skipping into this hole. She paid him money. To kill me.

Then they went out for ice cream.
THE END!

By: Austin & Brittany